I feel nothing
or
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.

2 am thoughts  (via adictable)


certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr



favour1te:

rneerkat:

if u wear cowboy clothes are u ranch dressing

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bosxe:

I fucking love this.

(Source: sizvideos)



thephilophiliac:

psychoticrambling:


Land of those who fight to be free
and the home of the brave


can someone make this a t-shirt?

thephilophiliac:

psychoticrambling:

Land of those who fight to be free

and the home of the brave

can someone make this a t-shirt?



tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno.

(Source: xepire)



phuckindope:

Bow in the presence of greatness, cause right now thou forsaken us

phuckindope:

Bow in the presence of greatness, cause right now thou forsaken us

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)



apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP



danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic)



thecrimsonalchemist:

didneysworl:

when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied

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when u dont study and u get a good grade

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(Source: cooldog1996)



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gjorth:

prozdvoices:

said:

Looking for a challenge? Try singing Gee in your most manliest voice possible.

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Challenge accepted.

this is a religious experience.



(Source: funnyandhilarious)



dizzybunnies:

dennys:

Another day, another story. Eh Tumblr? This one is about Rapunzel. A fair maiden locked away in a tower, hidden from ever finding true love. Sad, huh? Well not too bad. See, Rapunzel was born outside of a Denny’s. And through some fairy tale magic that reason and logic could never explain, she was given long, beautiful bacon hair. So, this prince guy was riding by her prison tower one day, when he saw Rapunzel. So he was all, “You’re hawt, why are you locked in that tower?”
“Because of this evil woman that was jealous of my face.” Rapunzel yelled down.
“Alright,” he replied, “Let down your hair and I’ll climb it, because that makes sense and won’t hurt or inconvenience you in any way.” So Rapunzel, without taking into consideration the hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and pain receptors in the human head, let down her long bacon hair so the prince could climb up. But he didn’t. Because there was too much delicious bacon to eat. And enjoying crispy bacon is much more important than relying on a relationship in order to find happiness and validate your existence. The End. 

WHAT THE HELL DENNY’S

dizzybunnies:

dennys:

Another day, another story. Eh Tumblr? This one is about Rapunzel. A fair maiden locked away in a tower, hidden from ever finding true love. Sad, huh? Well not too bad. See, Rapunzel was born outside of a Denny’s. And through some fairy tale magic that reason and logic could never explain, she was given long, beautiful bacon hair. So, this prince guy was riding by her prison tower one day, when he saw Rapunzel. So he was all, “You’re hawt, why are you locked in that tower?”

“Because of this evil woman that was jealous of my face.” Rapunzel yelled down.

“Alright,” he replied, “Let down your hair and I’ll climb it, because that makes sense and won’t hurt or inconvenience you in any way.” So Rapunzel, without taking into consideration the hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and pain receptors in the human head, let down her long bacon hair so the prince could climb up. But he didn’t. Because there was too much delicious bacon to eat. And enjoying crispy bacon is much more important than relying on a relationship in order to find happiness and validate your existence. The End. 

WHAT THE HELL DENNY’S