this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen
Lifetime presents “Mr. clean right behind you”: the story of “Multiple Stab Wounds”.
Say hello to this hella cute guy right here. His name is Joshua and he is an amazing guy with some nice ass teeth. No seriously he has killer fangs that are to die for. I remember spotting him 4 years ago and seeing them (and also seeing that he has a crazy love affair with pizza and bacon). Alright enough about him being cute and having great teeth, he’s such a chill guy to be around and he knows how to lighten the mood and put a great smile on my face just by being who he is. He’s wild and crazy yet calm and collected. He’s ratchet (totally nice butt that can twerk) and loves his hip hop but I swear he’s contagious. Mind you he has one of the sweetest hearts you can find, so no one go breaking his heart or else. He’s been though his share of rough times but he’s put out too much good in the world so at some point it’ll come back. But in the meantime he has me and our other friends to make his 21st year his best one yet, let’s just hope he won’t sleep half of it away. So I wish you all the best and happy belated birthday. (Shush we were out celebrating yesterday so I didn’t get to make this post.) Btw check him out he loves Japanese culture, video games, anime and kyary pamyu pamyu protosoul.
Aww thanks Itzquoatzl ♥️
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT??
NOW ITS STUCK ON THE INTERNET FOREVER
I am sexy beast yes
ISN’T IT AWFUL WHEN YOU’RE READING A POST AND YOU ACCIDENTLY REFRESH THE DASHBOARD AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THE POST AGAIN
white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”
HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
Where are his parents